whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
Aries: will fall in love watching you socialize with their friends. they love loud obnoxious laughs! into people that have a strong confidence about them. will compliment their partner for hours but don’t need to hear anything back. Aries is a sign that needs constant simulation but NOT constant attention or else will feel suffocated. they just wanna be their s/o’s best friend and biggest supporter.
Taurus: will fall in love with the sound of your voice. really into people that are simple and comfortable to be around. sexual compatibility is important because they like to communicate love physically. tends to take things seriously so when someone is funny or carefree they find that refreshing. desperately wants a partner that “feels like home.”
Gemini: will fall in love talking to you at 3am about nothing. loves nice hands and hand holding. so weak for playful childlike fun. grownup kids type relationship. everyday they wanna try new things with their partner so you need someone that is always down for it.
Cancer: will fall in love the first time you put your arm around them/hug them. likes to rub your chest/hug you around the middle. they are a wealth of attention and affection when they feel comfortable but can be really shy at first as well. Sensitive souls that need someone who will always think of their feelings. tenderness is unbelievably attractive to them. doesn’t like to fight, needs someone who will talk about things calmly with them and never raise their voice
Leo: falls in love after a bit of eye contact and flirting. notices your hair & likes to touch it or run their hands through it. consumed in love.not afraid to fight and have makeup sex. an involved and warm lover who just needs to feel appreciated and admired by their lover. hearing small things like “you’re so funny” or “you look so nice” makes them happy! and later when they reflect on their feelings, they remember that. kinda like puppies in love. super generous in giving their time to their partner but also to their friends and strangers. playful so they need a partner who won’t get too jealous. (but they’ll like it if you do)
Virgo: falls in love when they stop over analyzing their partner’s every move. soccer mom type partner. loves brown/hazel eyes. happily makes your lunches or folds your laundry because they love you. is more private about it, but sex is important to them. shows their love through actions and needs someone who can get that. type to say I hate you with a huge smile on their face. really needs someone who is flexible and won’t be offended when their motives are doubted.
Libra: falls in love on the first date. will grab your ass, doesn’t matter when or where. irresistible but bat-shit crazy when in love. charming and empathetic but likes things to be fair and balanced. becomes a private investigator when they feel something is off. need someone who will talk everything out with them.
Scorpio: falls in love with every aspect of you, both the good and bad. isn’t afraid of loving you with all they got. Intense. they are fascinated by you. craves emotional excitement with the person they are with. attracted to people that can stand their ground against them, and can play their mind games right back. not a relationship for the fainthearted.
Sagittarius: doesn’t fall in love. jk but really it can seem that way to their partner. sags are just into enjoying life and having things their way. they tend to focus so much on the world and future they can make their partner feel needy. needs someone who will always be there to have fun with and won’t demand too much of them.
Capricorn: tried so hard not to fall in love but somehow got there. likes to pretend they don’t have feelings and then act like that’s okay! terrible at expressing themselves and talking in general. needs someone who can “melt” them and loosen up their relationship with control and responsibility.
Aquarius: so clueless. literally doesn’t know what being in love is. likes to take step back from their relationship and evaluate things but forgets that doing that isn’t fair to their relationship. they are a developed individual but needs someone to make them remember they are in a “we”. hard to understand and likes it that way.
Pisces: falls in love unexpectedly over time. sensitive person who can easily pick up their partner’s emotions. Needs someone who isn’t going to be too direct and harsh with them. tends to not know what they want and that can be frustrating for their partner. since this sign is so passive they can be really flexible to their partners needs.
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
you really have to stop treating your friends like therapists. they are not your therapists. you cannot bind them with the entirety of your deep set trauma and only seek them out for the alleviation of your pain (regardless of how severe your pain is!) when you give minimal return. a friendship is dual-sided, mutually beneficial. a friendship is when you listen and you reflect because you care about them. a friendship can heal you, but if all you do is neglect the needs of the other, than you are not acting as a friend. if all you do is take and expect them to take, you are not acting as a friend. really, you are acting as someone who believes that they are completely entitled to the emotional labor of someone else for free. if you want to have good friends who are there for you, be a good friend first. if you need someone to talk to, find a therapist. a therapist and a friend are not interchangeable.
